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Terra Helfgott is an experienced copywriter, educated at Cornell University, she lives in Manhattan. This is her first book.

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What's good about this book: The author attempts to take responsibility for her ill-advised dating choices, which seem to be heavily skewed toward closeted gay men, Looking for mr in the closet a period of ten years in New Looking and tired of it City.

Her basic premises are these: However generic, those are reasonable dating guidelines that anyone can use, and I wouldn't be surprised to find equally pithy tips in any edition of "Teen Vogue" Teen Vogueor "Cosmopolitan" Cosmopolitan Magazine 1 Year Subscription magazines.

What's not so good Ckoset this book: The author relies on the most obvious stereotypes to identify gay men She says on xloset hand that the clues she shares with you don't necessarily mean your date is a closeted gay man, yet at the same time, she says the stereotypes come from Loiking, and you really ought to investigate further if you observe these behaviors in the men you are dating.

So that's a mixed message if ever I've heard one. Basically, she resorts to stereotyping, but wants you to believe she is not doing that, when that is exactly what she is doing.

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Perhaps an example would be helpful here. At the end of each chapter, she provides a little "G" Quiz so that you, dear reader, can assess your date's sexuality, based on whatever criteria this chapter has defined as relevant factors. Men like their cold beers and their hard alcohol. m

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I think it is pretty unusual to find a straight man ordering fancy drinks with umbrellas or fruity mixers unless on a tropical island vacation. Appletinis, Midori Sours, and Sea Breezes are pretty effeminate Well, I've certainly heard individuals described as "effeminate" before, but never a cocktail.

Bear in mind, her bio-blurb presents Ms. Helfgott as a "well-accomplished copywriter. Does the guy you are dating predominantly order sweet drinks in martini glasses, e.

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She gains insight from her "gay best friend" - more specifically, her lesbian best friend ie, not a gay male. She becomes so attuned to closeted gay men, that ultimately she even develops a 'sixth sense' - she can see gay people, even the ones that Looking for mr in the closet know they're un She can spot them at the hoity-toitiest dance clubs Can you imagine that: Who knows where they'll turn up next: Somehow they all seem to find their way to her every single time she goes to places where they live and work and play.

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Straight is a process of elimination: It's that child's riddle: How do you carve a statue of an elephant? Get a block of marble and chip away anything that isn't like an elephant.

But far and away, my favorite line comes from Ms. She goes "Looking for Mr. Straight" in all the wrong places Like Groucho Marx's joke about never joining a club that would permit someone like himself in it The Marx Bros. Scrapbookperhaps on a subconscious level, the author does not Petah tiqwa party sluts want to meet men who might be interested in her, and this is her easy way out.

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Therapists and counselors will recognize that as a "doorknob disclosure: The closing pages to Ms. Helfgott's book are a textbook example of the doorknob disclosure.

In closing, at 36 years old, she chirpily concludes that she still hopes to find Tue.

Straight very soon; like Dickens' Mr. Micawber David Copperfield Illustratedshe confidently expects something to turn up any day now. If you need help identifying the most obvious and cliche gay stereotypes, this book might be of some value to you. Related News Diane Keaton movies: Film Titles with the Word: Diane Keaton Movies I've Seen.

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